Honestly, Hurricane Dorian is turning out to be about as unpredictable and indecisive as Donald Trump himself. But despite the fact that they share so many distasteful characteristics and the fact that the hurricane is most likely headed towards Trump’s very own Mar-a-Lago, Donald just doesn’t seem all that concerned about it.
What he does seem concerned about though is his golf game, some former intelligence officials saying something “bad” about him after he posted national security secrets to his Twitter feed, and evidently, what happened on the set of a washed-up reality tv show.
As Trump departed the White House for Camp David on Friday, he claimed to reporters that he was headed to the country retreat to spend the entire weekend convening with experts and professionals in regards to the catastrophic storm that’s about to hit our southeastern coast. But he’s not convening — he’s golfing.
Actually, he’s golfing and tweeting — in Sterling, Virginia.
It’s beginning to seem like every time he stops swinging his club and parks his ginormous ass back into a golf cart, he takes a moment to update his Twitter.
Yesterday, he launched an attack against former intelligence officials who called him out for sharing a photograph of an explosion site in Iran.
Today, he’s turned his focus to Will & Grace star Debra Messing, after she called for the outing of his Hollywood donors and showed support for a black church that deemed black Trump voters “mentally ill.”
And of course, Donald did so in the most Trump-way possible — bragging on himself and prattling on about how much she used to love him.
“I have not forgotten that when it was announced that I was going to do The Apprentice, and when it then became a big hit, helping NBC’s failed lineup greatly, @DebraMessing came up to me at an Upfront & profusely thanked me, even calling me “Sir.” How times have changed!” Trump’s rage tweet read.
I have not forgotten that when it was announced that I was going to do The Apprentice, and when it then became a big hit, helping NBC’s failed lineup greatly, @DebraMessing came up to me at an Upfront & profusely thanked me, even calling me “Sir.” How times have changed!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 1, 2019
While we, of course, expected absolutely nothing even remotely presidential out of the man in the wake of the hurricane that’s about to rock the country (or the shooting that took place yesterday), Twitter users were still sure to remind him:
With a Category 5 hurricane just off our shores, it’s good to see that Trump is laser-focused on protecting the nation.
— The Incredible Sulk (@TurnUp_TheTweet) September 1, 2019
A baby was shot in the face yesterday because you and #MassacreMitch won’t do anything about guns in this country and you’re here tweeting about a defunct TV show. But hey! ‘Family Values!” and “I’m a Christian!”
— Kathy Baumgardner (@KathyBaumgardn5) September 1, 2019
IF YOU ARE JUST GOING TO SHITTWEET WHILE PEOPLE IN THE BAHAMAS DIE,
JUST GO GOLF.
THIS IS SO SAD.
— @bkgut3 Queenoftwits #thuglife (@bkgut3) September 1, 2019
There is a Category 5 hurricane about to hit the Bahamas and then Florida, Georgia, and the Carolinas yet the President of the United States is busy tagging American citizens on Twitter to target his massive online mobs to bully them. What a disgrace and a deep shame.
— Eugene Gu, MD (@eugenegu) September 1, 2019
I’m glad there’s nothing important going on so you can focus on fighting with a former sitcom star.
— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) September 1, 2019
How adorable! President Dumb-as-Fuck taking a trip down memory lane while a category 5 hurricane makes landfall and while Texan’s suffer another mass shooting. Nothing’s changed. Everything’s always about you. #selfishfuck
— Suboo (@susanbooth) September 1, 2019
You know there was another mass shooting right? And a hurricane is on the way!
— Mikerepent (@Mikerepent1) September 1, 2019
I can’t help but agree with the Twitter-sphere. We knew you weren’t going to do anything productive. But the least you could do is just worry about your golf game and keep your shitposts to yourself.
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