Trump Goes On Tuesday Morning Rant, Tries To Defend His Relationship With Turkey; Twitter Responds

The infantile excuse for a president is going off on Twitter... again.

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On Monday, Trump took to Twitter to issue a strong warning to Turkey. He whipped his tiny itty bitty clitty dick out and attempted to strongarm the country.

However, we have a feeling Turkey reminded him of the many hotels he has in Istanbul.



Because Trump woke up Tuesday with his face all wet from all the ass-kissing he was doing to Turkey’s booboo hole.

Trump tweeted Tuesday morning:

So many people conveniently forget that Turkey is a big trading partner of the United States, in fact they make the structural steel frame for our F-35 Fighter Jet. They have also been good to deal with, helping me to save many lives at Idlib Province, and returning, in very….

….good health, at my request, Pastor Brunson, who had many years of a long prison term remaining. Also remember, and importantly, that Turkey is an important member in good standing of NATO. He is coming to the U.S. as my guest on November 13th. #ENDENDLESSWARS”

Here’s the issue with Trump’s tweet. It’s almost in direct contradiction to his tweet just yesterday. In that tweet, he wrote:

As I have stated strongly before, and just to reiterate, if Turkey does anything that I, in my great and unmatched wisdom, consider to be off limits, I will totally destroy and obliterate the Economy of Turkey (I’ve done before!). They must, with Europe and others, watch over…

….the captured ISIS fighters and families. The U.S. has done far more than anyone could have ever expected, including the capture of 100% of the ISIS Caliphate. It is time now for others in the region, some of great wealth, to protect their own territory. THE USA IS GREAT!”

Trump would never destroy the Turkish economy because there are two Trump Towers in Istanbul — one that is used as office space and the other being rented out for apartments.

Additionally, he mentions Turkey being in good standing as a member of NATO. Trump has threatened to leave NATO. Why the fuck does THAT even matter?

Trump or possibly one of his sons, possibly, got a call from someone in Turkey telling him to shut his detestable sewer seepage of word vomit up.

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Tori Smith