POTUS Jokes About Putting Trump Tower In Greenland, Twitter Users Don’t Seem Amused

How's that working out for ya, Donnie boy?

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It seems that Donald Trump just isn’t satisfied with running one whole country completely into the ground. His pudgy, egotistical little self wants to add another one to the mix, evidently to see if he can fuck it up in what’s left of his presidency as badly as he has the US — and so far, he’s got his sights set on the country of Greenland.

Now, Donald Trump is eerily reminiscent of Veruca Salt — that extremely annoying, bratty child in that one movie with the chocolate factory that you watched when you were five? The same one that struts around, stomping her feet, kicking and screaming, “I don’t care how I want it now!” That is until she ends up being labeled a “bad egg” and taking herself a little trip down the garbage chute while all the Oompa Loompas sing a catchy little song about how monumentally shitty she is.

Unfortunately, we are not yet at the garbage chute stage of Trump’s presidency — though we do all hope and pray to whatever God is taking requests that day that it’s coming soon because holy shit how much longer can this last?!


We are sadly still smack dab in the middle of the kicking and cussing stage. And while it’s not a chocolate factory that Donnie is stomping his tiny little lifted feet over — it is a whole ass country.

Of course, both Greenland’s government and their residents have responded to Trump with a collective “HAHAHAHAHAHA! No.” But, as expected, that’s done nothing to stanch his spoiled rotten desires.

Since Greenland obviously didn’t treat Donald like his daddy used to and hand him a whole country so he’d just shut his damn mouth already, it seems that the Trumpster is trying a new tactic — jokes. And bad ones, at that.

Trump took to his Twitter account this evening with a photoshopped image of Greenland, featuring a big, gold Trump Tower smack dab in the middle of it complete with the caption, “I promise not to do this to Greenland!”

Evidently, he thought this would be cute. Everyone would get themselves a heart, wholesome laugh before chortling, “Oh, that Trump! Shucks.”

Everyone got themselves a laugh, alright, but it was not with him:

Well, that went about as dumpster fire-esque as I expected it to.

Featured image via DC Tribune Gallery 

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