Lately, Donald Trump has had his spawn Don Jr. along with Jr.’s girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle doing most of his dirty work as election season begins to creep up on not only Donald himself but many of his sycophantic GOP minions.
These are the very same minions that Donald so desperately needs to keep in office if he wants to continue his tyrannical reign — because what good is a king without any followers to do your bidding, right?
So as a result, daddy dearest has been sending his oldest son out to campaign for all his cronies across the nation and quite frankly, it hasn’t really been working out so well for them.
Just a few weeks ago, Jr. and Guilfoyle found themselves in Lousiville, Ky where they held a campaign rally for the country’s most hated governor in the history of ever, Matt Bevin, and the turnout was so embarrassingly low that the very few guests that did end up daring to show their face at the event were herded around the stage in an attempt to make it look as though there was at least a mediocre crowd.
But, of course, photographic evidence does not lie and Jr. and his little girlfriend were ultimately busted on their failure.
Now, if you happened to think that it couldn’t possibly get any more embarrassing for the pair than this — well, get ready for this.
The couple was supposed to hold another campaign rally soon, this time for Bozeman, Montana Republican Matt Rosendale. However, they’ve suddenly found themselves without a venue for the shitshow after the owner of the location decided he didn’t want the Trump family involved with his business.
Midtown Tavern owner Jess Wilcox told the Bozeman Daily Chronicle that he will no longer be serving as the host for the event: “We definitely don’t want to take political sides. That’s never our intention. We just try to stay politically neutral.”
According to several different sources at the Tavern, the owner wasn’t originally aware that the event in question was a political campaign rally and ultimately canceled the affair as soon as he found out. They also claimed that even if they didn’t feel as though there would be enough room at their facility to accommodate such an event.
Matt Rosendale’s campaign released a statement in which they confirmed that they’re looking for a new space for the rally: “We’ve had over 200 people RSVP for the event in less than four hours and we’re looking for a new venue to accommodate the unprecedented demand for the campaign rally with Trump Jr. and Kimberly Guilfoyle.”
First of all, if 200 people is “unprecedented” for your campaign, you’re in the wrong line of work.
But might I suggest they call up Sarah Huckabee Sanders for some advice? She should be quite accustomed to being turned away from a restaurant because she’s a Trump-loving piece of shit.
Featured image via DC Tribune Gallery
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