Senator Lindsey Graham has gone from one of the biggest Trump detractors to perhaps the number one MAGA sycophant in the nation, and it happened in the blink of an eye.
Speculations have swirled that Graham’s sudden, staunch support of a man that he once (not too long ago) claimed would be the ultimate demise of our country was borne of his deep desire to keep some less than tasteful sexual kinks that Donald has knowledge about under wraps. And considering we all know how much Trump loves to blackmail and extort people, we honestly wouldn’t be surprised if that were the case.
But Lindsey should really take a moment to stop and think about whether keeping those kinks a secret is worth making himself look like the biggest, most idiotic douche canoe to ever have graced modern history — seriously, man, it’s 2019. Whatever it is, chances are there’s a chatroom for it. It’s all good.
Today, Graham pretty much sealed his fate as nothing more than a Trump creep for the ages when he sent out yet another tweet in response to the “president’s” impeachment inquiry, in which he compared the proceedings to getting a parking ticket.
Because that’s exactly how this works.
“In America you can’t even get a parking ticket based on hearsay testimony. But you can impeach a president? I certainly hope not,” Graham’s tweet read.
In America you can’t even get a parking ticket based on hearsay testimony.
But you can impeach a president?
I certainly hope not.
— Lindsey Graham (@LindseyGrahamSC) September 28, 2019
Now, before we go any further I’d like to take a moment to remind you here that Graham wasn’t always such a prude when it comes to impeachment. When it was Democrat Bill Clinton on the chopping block, he was a lot laxer in his views about what constituted an impeachable offense:
You have no credibility #LeningradLindsey pic.twitter.com/N4rpr5svvg
— A Girl Has No President (@SusanSpice) September 28, 2019
I guess those parameters only apply to the people who don’t know how you take your sexual encounters.
Whatever his reasoning may be for his stalwart devotion to Donald Trump, it seems that Twitter users didn’t care:
You don’t impeach a president on hearsay. But you do take names, facts, and evidence, as it comes to you. YOU are protecting the most criminal, corrupt POTUS in history. You are a sycophant and history will remember you poorly, if at all. #ResignLindseyGraham
— (((Howard Forman))) (@thehowie) September 28, 2019
Serious question:
How crowded is it for you and Rudy living up there in Trump’s ass?— andy lassner (@andylassner) September 28, 2019
This clumsy analogy is just what you needed to counter a whistleblower account of corruption viewed by a Trump appointed IG as credible and urgent.
— Jeremy Newberger (@jeremynewberger) September 28, 2019
— Ann Telnaes (@AnnTelnaes) September 28, 2019
— Liddle’ Nelson Wendella (@nelsonwendella) September 28, 2019
That is why there is an inquiry sir… so you gather the facts of the matter. This 68 year old grandmother with no law experience shouldn’t have to tell you this.
— SRMichael (@SueRMichael) September 28, 2019
LINDA TRIPP’S TESTIMONY WAS HEARSAY
LINDA TRIPP’S TESTIMONY WAS HEARSAY
LINDA TRIPP’S TESTIMONY WAS HEARSAY
LINDA TRIPP’S TESTIMONY WAS HEARSAY
LINDA TRIPP’S TESTIMONY WAS HEARSAY
LINDA TRIPP’S TESTIMONY WAS HEARSAY
LINDA TRIPP’S TESTIMONY WAS HEARSAY— Ben. No More, No Less. (@BJS_quire) September 28, 2019
Is the phone call between Trump and Zelensky hearsay? (Hint: NO).
Your desperation is showing @LindseyGrahamSC.
— Elie Honig (@eliehonig) September 28, 2019
Ah Lindsey, if you’re gonna be stupid ya gotta be tough.
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