If you were to ask Donald Trump — though really, you don’t even have to ask, he’s going to tell you — he, along with the rest of his administration, would tell you that he’s got 2020 in the bag. But if you were to actually take a look at any of the recent polls, Donald ain’t doing so hot.
People are getting more than tired of his bullshit. But after a recent report from the New York Times where they found that Trump had ordered aides to outright lie about his poor performance in internal polls, a new poll from Quinnipiac University shows Donald’s numbers taking an even steeper nosedive — which shows Trump coming up on the short end of the stick against six different Democratic candidates.
As soon as Donald caught wind of the new polling, he fell back on his age-old misleading techniques, hoping to convince the public that the polls were”fake news” concocted by the far-left media in a conspiracy to derail his 2020 reelection campaign.
“The Fake News has never been more dishonest than it is today,” Trump’s tweet read. “Thank goodness we can fight back on Social Media. Their new weapon of choice is Fake Polling, sometimes referred to as Suppression Polls (they suppress the numbers). Had it in 2016, but this is worse.”
“The Fake (Corrupt) News Media said they had a leak into polling done by my campaign which, by the way and despite the phony and never ending Witch Hunt, are the best numbers WE have ever had,” Donald continued to whine in a second tweet. “They reported Fake numbers that they made up & don’t even exist. WE WILL WIN AGAIN!”
The Fake News has never been more dishonest than it is today. Thank goodness we can fight back on Social Media. Their new weapon of choice is Fake Polling, sometimes referred to as Suppression Polls (they suppress the numbers). Had it in 2016, but this is worse…..
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 12, 2019
…..The Fake (Corrupt) News Media said they had a leak into polling done by my campaign which, by the way and despite the phony and never ending Witch Hunt, are the best numbers WE have ever had. They reported Fake numbers that they made up & don’t even exist. WE WILL WIN AGAIN!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 12, 2019
Of course, these numbers are as real as they come. So it’s no surprise that virtually no one was buying it:
Yep. Jr is behind closed doors, spilling stuff. Daddy’s quite worried, which is odd, since innocent folks don’t usually have anything to worry about…..
— Lisa (@JoyfullyDazed) June 12, 2019
Are you bragging about your polling numbers while talking about how polling numbers can be manipulated?
— Sean Leavell (@SeanLeavell1) June 12, 2019
The story also said your plan was to lie about it and hope it works itself out. Based on your history that sounds pretty legit tater
— Bud Wirth (@dpwrth) June 12, 2019
Says the guy who does his own polling only asking those that support him asking “How am I doing? 1.Good 2.Great 3.Amazing 4.Other” #LiarInChief
— Ross Ginsberg (@RossGinsberg) June 12, 2019
Alternate take: you have destroyed your chances for re-election through your own irresponsible actions and behaviors. The media simply reports what you say and do.
— Mike S (@metsfanmikes804) June 12, 2019
All REPUTABLE polling has never had you over 45%. The absolute lowest that any president has had through his first three years. The. Lowest. The. Worst.
— Donald Munkacy (@don4488) June 12, 2019
What better way to start your morning than to witness Trump being absolutely roasted?
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