Don Jr. Wants To Run For Mayor In State That Will Eventually Take Him And His Father Down

No. Just... No.

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The Trumps have long bragged about how they intend to create a dynasty, with old man Donald even waxing hopeful that one of his spawn will one day take his seat at the throne (because let’s face it, if things keep going the way they are, it’s gonna be a throne).

While none of his kiddies so far are chomping at the bit to inherit the clusterfuckery that is Trump’s America, it seems that one of his progeny may be interested in the political world — moreso than just congressional subpoenas and Russia investigations, of course. But it’s not the presidency that Trump’s sad excuse for reproduction is after. They’re not shooting that far just yet. Instead, they’re a bit more interested in being a mayor.

That’s right, Donald Trump Jr. wants to be a mayor. And to make matters all the richer, he wants to be the mayor of none other than New York City.


Of course, this is Donald Trump’s home state, but in case you’ve been living under a rock somewhere, Donald’s place of origin doesn’t have any love for him these days. In fact, they just harbor a hell of a lot of resent.

President Trump and the current governor of New York City, Bill de Blasio have been duking it out for ages now, mostly with the president sending out adolescent “you’re rubber and I’m glue” tweets — until recently when de Blasio announced his presidential bid for the upcoming 2020 election. That’s when Trump did a big ole no-no and posted a video from his office on Air Force One bashing the Democratic hopeful, complete with the presidential deal behind him.

Not to mention the fact that the Southern District of New York is teeming with lawsuits and investigations against pretty much everyone with the Trump last name.

Maybe when they tell him he lost they’ll go ahead and just lock him up.

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