Trump Complains At UN Press Conference: “I Would Get A Nobel Prize For A Lot Of Things If They Gave Them Out Fairly”

Donnie has his poor little feelings hurt.

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If there’s one thing that gets under Donald Trump’s skin more than anything else on this entire planet, it’s the idea that someone somewhere might actually be better than he is — despite the fact that just short of, like… Hitler and Stalin, that’s pretty much everyone. I mean, I’d probably let Jim Jones come over for a spot of tea before Donald Trump.

But if you ask him, he’s the best thing that ever happened to this country since sliced bread and birth control. And by God, he really wants you to know it — which often just results in him being really, really whiny. And it’s usually in some sort of public setting so he’s sure to completely embarrass this entire nation before he’s finished.

One of Donald’s most favorite topics to get all butthurt over is none other than his predecessor, Barack Obama. He loves to prattle on about how people treated him so much better than they do him. And quite frankly, he’s not wrong. But Obama also wasn’t a huge, stinking heap of human garbage. So, there’s that.


Today was no exception to that rule.

Trump dropped by the UN today and during his short time there made a point to whine over the fact that Obama got a Nobel Peace Prize and he didn’t despite the fact that he supposedly deserves one for “a lot of things.”

“I would get a Nobel prize for a lot of things, if they give it out fairly, which they don’t,” Trump complained during the meeting. “They gave one to Obama immediately upon his ascent to the presidency and he had no idea why he got it.”

“You know what?” Trump continued in his true two-year-old fashion. “That was the only thing I agreed with him on.”

Yes, Donald, we know you don’t agree with him on anything of any importance — such as climate change, women’s reproductive rights, LGBTQ+ rights, or locking innocent brown babies in cages. You don’t have to remind us.

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