NYT Reports NRA Chief Offered Trump Impeachment Defense Funding In Return For His Opposition To Gun Control

Looks like gun control legislation just flew out the window.

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The NRA has managed to keep its grasp on Washington D.C. for years, and it doesn’t look like it’s going to end anytime soon, especially since little-dicked Trump is running to the NRA for help.

The New York Times reported that Trump met with NRA CEO and Satan’s earthly incarnation Wayne LaPierre. Here’s what’s so amazing about the meeting, though: Trump is asking the NRA to help him with providing funds to help his defense against the Ukraine scandal. You know, the scandal he’s being im-freaking-peached for.


That’s right. Trump is asking the NRA for money to cover his ass for one quid pro quo by asking for another? Does it ever end?

What would this necessarily mean for Washington D.C.?

After the recent mass shootings, Washington D.C. actually looked like it was kind of sort of taking gun control somewhat seriously. However, if Trump asks LaPierre for help, then the White House is beholden to the gun lobbyists directly, rather than through the intricate party loyalty that Trump was never necessarily a part of over the years.

Any type of gun legislation that could possibly move forward would basically end up as toilet paper that Republicans and gun lobbyists could use to wipe their asses with. And if you don’t believe that, LaPierre literally asked for gun control legislation to stop.

It was not clear whether Mr. Trump asked Mr. LaPierre for his support, or if the idea was pitched by the N.R.A. But in return for the support, Mr. LaPierre asked that the White House ‘stop the games over gun control legislation, people familiar with the meeting said.”

There you have it, ladies and gentleman. Fuck your children. Trump’s got to cover his own ass at the expense of your lives.

Furthermore, Trump’s alleged meeting with LaPierre says a lot about the situation and the question of his innocence. Trump shouldn’t need the help of anyone, especially one of the largest lobbying groups in the nation, for his defense funding. An innocent man wouldn’t sell the souls of thousands of Americans to the devil.

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Tori Smith