Donald Trump has something fishy going on with Russia. We know it. He knows it. They know it. And evidently, the CIA knows it, too — and they believe they know why.
It’s no secret that Donald is running this country under the thumb of the Russian government, and given the dumpster fire that is currently this nation, we thought we’d remind you why. The CIA is of the belief that Russia currently has possession of “more than one” Donald Trump sex tape.
Of course, Trump vehemently denies the allegations that were exposed by former British MI6 spy Christopher Steele — including the claim that Donald hired a group of prostitutes to destroy a Moscow hotel room that the Obamas had stayed in — which was supposedly all caught on tape by secret cameras and microphones installed by the Russian spy agency, FSB.
But despite Trump’s repeated attacks against the former British intelligence officer, BBC’s Washington correspondent Paul Wood claimed to have been alerted to the sex tape’s existence by yet another source.
Not to mention, a retired spy also claims to have been given information on it from “the head of an East European intelligence agency.”
Wood claimed that he attempted to verify the story with CIA contacts, writing:
“I got a message back that there was ‘more than one tape’, ‘audio and video’, on ‘more than one date’, in ‘more than one place’ — in the Ritz-Carlton in Moscow and also in St Petersburg — and that the material was ‘of a sexual nature’.”
Steele went through quite the ordeal, fearing for his life after the 35-page dossier of memos he reportedly put together exposed allegations of tapes that show Donald carrying out “perverted sexual acts.”
While the situation as a whole isn’t the slightest bit funny, considering the state of America right now, the fact that Donald Trump currently has a plethora of sex tapes floating around out there… Well, that is funny.
Is that why he spends so much time with Kim Kardashian these days?
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