Don Jr. Takes To Twitter To Brag About His "Dad Bod," Internet Had Lots Of Thoughts

The whole entire Trump family is just a complete cluster. Eric walks around every day looking like he just has absolutely no clue where he’s at while his wife tries to look cool by issuing half-ass threats to Democratic candidates. Ivanka is the spoiled brat of the party, interjecting herself into literally everything, despite the fact that she doesn’t know her ass from a hole in the ground, all while she and her ignorant husband mosey on with their shady Saudi Arabia deals and secret WhatsApp conversations.

But perhaps the most obnoxious of the entire spoiled, waste of a good trust fund, rich kid Trump crew is Donald’s eldest child, Donald Trump Jr.

It seems that Jr. didn’t only inherit his father’s name, but his arrogance, ego, and nasty Twitter habit as well. And while it’s certainly stomach-churning to watch the oldest Trump spawn in action, it does lend the opportunity for a roast of epic proportions fairly often. And, well, we do love a good laugh at the expense of a Trump.

Don Jr. seems to spend the majority of his time the same way his father does — scrolling through Twitter looking for something to bitch about and singing the praises of his daddy at the expense of millions of Americans. But every once in a while, he likes to pretend that he’s a ripped stud by tweeting about his workouts. Which, honestly, he’s most likely just sitting at a weight bench long enough to snap a photo. But I digress.

Today, Jr. seemed to think it would be a good idea to show Twitter his “summer dad bod” while simultaneously promoting a bunch of Trump swag. Spoiler alert: It was not a good idea.

Working on my summer dad bod with some new swag from the @trumpstore. Great stuff for you to work your dad or any other bod you may be working. Check it out https://t.co/aMZ0rkUhA3 #dadbod pic.twitter.com/ECQ3RQugWn

— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) June 26, 2019

Side note, that water bottle he’s holding costs a whopping $48 bucks. Just in case you were wondering.

But anyway, Twitter had an all-out heyday with Jr.’s little selfie:

I can’t help but think of all the adult children of presidents who didn’t stoop to shilling swag with their name on it, profiting off the office of the president. You just don’t get it, do you? You’re embarrassing.

— I, Clavicless (@emmettfurrow) June 27, 2019

Ask your sister where she bought her chin. It’s about time you got one for yourself.

— £eslie K2 🇺🇸🌎🗽🌩 (@lesherb) June 26, 2019

im 100% certain this dude has never once re-racked a weight or wiped down equipment when he’s done https://t.co/679ZvegGIt

— Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew_lawrence) June 27, 2019

🤣🤣🤣🤮🤮🤮
I thought this had to be a joke and I’m so confused right now#DadBod https://t.co/IA4UKlHnS2

— Kristin Dorsett (@kristin_dorsett) June 27, 2019