Don Jr. Says He Would Be “A Really Bad” Racist Because He Has A Puerto Rican Girlfriend

That's not how this works.

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Donald Trump Jr. is currently kicking it in Lousiville, KY where he’s attempting to campaign for Trump sycophant and failing Kentucky governor Matt Bevin — because all the little Trumpsters know that even if Russia makes sure daddy wins again, it does him no good without his corrupt administration backing him up.

Things were already off to a rocky start for the president’s son and the shit-for-brains governor, considering the turnout to the event was so low that guests were actually asked to leave their seats and huddle around the stage area, most likely to give the appearance of a large crowd.


But don’t worry, things just got worse from there.

In the midst of Jr.’s Trumpian speech where he kissed his daddy’s ass from hundreds of miles away, the spawn of Satan himself decided he’d touch on the fact that he’s been called a racist pretty much more times than he can count. And then he dropped the equivalent of the OG “I’m a racist but I don’t want you to know that I’m a racist” phrase: “But… But… I have a black friend!”

According to Kentucky Public Radio reporter Ryland Barton, “Trump Jr says he’s often accused of being a racist, but he ‘must be a really bad one’ because he has a Puerto Rican girlfriend.”

Jr.’s girlfriend,  Kimberly Guilfoyle has a Puerto Rican mother and an Irish father. So evidently, according to him, that negates all of the other wildly racist shit he’s done and continues to do.

But don’t worry, Don. In case you forgot, I’ve put together a couple of reminders for you:

That’s great you fuckwit. Let me guess, your TV is in color, too? Fuck ALL the way off with that. And while you’re at it, go ahead and take several seats — considering you should have plenty to choose from at that dud of a rally of yours.

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