Evidently, Trump’s birthday is coming up and as a result of that, his narcissism is showing.
Making the rounds on social media platforms is an ad from Donaldjtrump.com, featuring none other than a birthday card for Mr.Trump himself, begging for “signatures.”
On one of the “cards” making its rounds is a photo of Donald and Melania, reading “Wish president Trump a Happy Birthday. Sign the card. Paid for by Trump Make America Great Again Committee.”
There are a few different versions floating around, but of course, once you click the link and leave your signature on any of the birthday cards, which requires your email, address, and phone number, you’re then redirected to a donation form that reads “Please make a special contribution today to commemorate the President’s birthday” — basically requesting that you open your pocketbooks and make a donation to Donald’s 2020 presidential campaign.
First things first, let’s just all take a moment to laugh at the fact that not only is Trump promoting his own birthday, but he’s also begging for signatures on his “birthday card” as well as donations to his shitty campaign.
Secondly, can anyone say “gag?”
As we expected, Twitter did their duty and dragged the hell out of him, just as soon as they finished recoiling in absolute horror at the mere thought of wishing that man a “happy” anything — other than, perhaps, a happy impeachment or jail sentence.
How lame & ridiculous, @realDonaldTrump campaign is trying 2 get people 2 sign his birthday card….then of course donate 2 the cause of 2020 re-election/ RNC . Remember when they were asking 4people 2call him & make him feel better over the Wall-talks ->shutdown? What a douche. pic.twitter.com/OfbJxSvdm2
— Shelley Staysik (@staysik) June 4, 2019
@DonaldJTrumpJr you’re gross. Your Dad @realDonaldTrump is gross. See how I used your/you’re appropriately?
You should be appropriate: go. to. jail.
BTW: I signed the hellouta that birthday card. I think he’ll like it. 😂
Ps: I’m not buying that fuckinghat.#douchehat pic.twitter.com/PIsuqF96R3
— Jilly Gossett (@BoulderJilly) June 7, 2019
Thursday Morning Funny 🤣🤣🤣
Feels like one of those lame office birthday card “pass-arounds”. Sorry @realDonaldTrump, the date of your birth is not one for celebration. #ImpeachTrump pic.twitter.com/0Io64XbEFW
— 💧Rob Youdan (@robducmoto) June 5, 2019
I signed donald trump’s birthday card with a heartfelt message. pic.twitter.com/nY7kpNwGsz
— Jordan Ross Meyers (@jordanrmeyers) June 5, 2019
I’d like to send him something and it ain’t a birthday card.
— Johnny A (@barrowbits) June 3, 2019
It’s pretty safe to say that no one gives a fuck about your birthday, Donnie boy. We’re all just hoping this is the last one you partake in from the comfort of that Oval Office.
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