Mike Pence Suffers Apparent Break With Sanity During Speech Before Major Republican Audience

We all wish Trump would be kicked out of the White House. We can agree on that, right? The thing is, though, what would life in America be like with a President Mike fucking Pious Pence?

Though Trump could easily start a nuclear war with North Korea or Russia, or hell, any of our allies, Mike Pence would claim he was on a mission from God… and it wouldn’t be to save a Catholic orphanage.

No. Mike Pence would make it his mission to punish gay men and women across the nation for being just what they are and have always been — gay. This is a man who supported using federal funds for people to pray the gay away.

Furthermore, he calls his wife “Mother” for Christ’s ever-loving sake. We don’t need that sort of crazy in the White House, either.

If you’re on the side of the debate that says Mike Pence would be better for America, then you must have missed out on the speech he gave at CPAC. In his speech, he claimed that Democrats wanted to commit infanticide and wanted abortion to be on-demand.

I’ve long believed that a society can be judged by how it deals with its most vulnerable. With Democrats standing for late-term abortion and infanticide and a culture of death, I promise you: this president, this party and this movement will always stand for the unborn.”

Let’s make one thing clear. No Democrat wants to kill babies. Furthermore, no one wants to go get an abortion all willy nilly. Trust me. You are not going to hear someone say, “Oh, I think today I’ll go get an abortion. Tra la la!”

All Democrats want is for a woman to be able to choose what to do with her body in cases of rape, incest, and medical necessity. If Republicans care so much about reducing the rate of abortion, then they should get behind providing universal birth control to women, and for fuck’s sake, someone invent a pill for a man to take.

Furthermore, you cannot call Trump the most pro-life president in American history. There are plenty of questions surrounding Trump and his former flings. Additionally, Trump doesn’t give a shit so long as it benefits Trump. Evangelicals benefit Trump. Therefore, Trump supports the notion that a woman’s body should be controlled by men in office.

You can watch the video of Pence’s speech below.