As weird shit you can watch on any given night goes, if you can handle the sound of him talking, you really can’t beat a random Trump rally, I suppose.
And although the sheer terror of the last two rallies has kind of thrown off the vibe of “a bunch of dumbasses getting together to agree with an idiot for two hours,” you don’t need to go very far back to see him pre-impeachment hysteria, doing things he thought were funny.
That isn’t really fair, though. Focusing on the stupidity extant at a Trump rally does no favors to the racism, sexism, xenophobia, homophobia, fat-shaming, and just plain assholery that abounds once Trump hits that podium in his 46 Long Brioni suit.
Well, once the applause stops, that is. The people at a Trump rally are excited as hell to be there — like they might run into their sister later and get lucky. The folks at the New Hampshire rally just before his massive Ukraine migraine started gave him damn near a five-minute standing ovation, and I can’t say I blame them. They tell him the kind of hate they want to see, and he delivers it every time, like a rock star who knows that the fans only want the hits.
Every once in awhile, however, he treats those fans to a new number, and that night was no different. New to the setlist? Trump busted out an impression of “Sleepy” Joe Biden, the Democratic contender hoping to face Trump in the general election in 2020.
He’s been calling the former Vice President that for weeks, but we had not yet seen his absolutely insane impression of Uncle Joe yet, and it’s a doozy.
Here’s Trump’s bizarre Joe Biden impression pic.twitter.com/Wh4PH2XabH
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) August 15, 2019
I couldn’t begin to give a play by play on that move on my very best day at the keyboard, and I’m not about to try. But I will point out a couple of things about the clip — number one, when he asks the crowd if there’s anything better than a Trump rally, it honestly sounds like “drunk rally,” and I have to say, everything would make a lot more sense if that were the case.
But secondly, does the man OWN a MIRROR?
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