Everyone within the Trump administration is now working around the clock to ensure that Mr. Bone-Spurs-In-Chief gets another four-year term in office so he can finish his task of completely destroying this country — I suppose the first four years just isn’t quite long enough.
As a result, folks like Senator Lindsey Graham, Vice President Mike Pence, Trump’s personal attorney Rudy Guiliani, and even Donald’s brood of demon spawn are putting in countless hours and burning their fingers up on their Twitter accounts in an attempt to make sure that daddy Donald doesn’t lose — because, let’s face it, things aren’t looking so good for him.
But evidently his typical list of cronies just isn’t enough to cut it lately. It seems that Trump felt like they needed an extra push of oomph to really get things going in the right direction — and that oomph came in the form of a new Twitter account for second lady Karen Pence.
Over the weekend, Karen launched a new Twitter profile with the sole purpose of campaigning for Trump’s 2020 reelection.
In the first tweet to ever grace her page, the second lady posted a video of herself, in which she nauseatingly heaped copious amounts of praise on our sorry-ass excuse for a president.
“There are probably a lot of things you don’t know about me,” Pence stated in the video as she sat demurely on some lawn furniture. “For example, I enjoy painting, I love to ride my bike and I like nothing better than reading a good book. On my new Twitter account, I will share what I’m up to when I’m not in the office at the White House.”
Excited to start a new #Twitter account to help tell the story of all the accomplishments under the leadership of @realDonaldTrump and @mike_pence! Follow along to KEEP AMERICA GREAT! 🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/RaPwC5ThyR
— Karen Pence (@KarenPence) September 21, 2019
She then goes on to explain that she’s excited to get back on the campaign trail “to help tell the story of what President Donald Trump and Vice President Mike Pence are accomplishing in the Trump administration.”
“Now is not the time to stop the momentum,” Pence continued. “We are just getting started. So, follow along and find out why we need to keep America great.”
But apparently Karen’s hubby Mike and bossman Trump thought this would be a great opportunity for a cruel joke against the second lady (Perhaps this is Donald’s payback for footing the bill for her inaugural gown and updates to their house) because it seemed that no one warned her just how brutally she’d be destroyed by the powers that be. I.e. the internet:
Awesome! My name is Tony, and you can go fuck yourself and so can your husband, you homophobic assholes. Welcome to Twitter.
— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) September 22, 2019
Oh Karen… carrying water for the thrice married philandering porn star-paying money laundering election-cheating racist in the White House who cages children for fun. Your Christian values are shining through.
— Suzanne Lindbergh (@suzannebuzz) September 22, 2019
You are a fake Christian and you are complicit in a fascist regime.
— God (@thegoodgodabove) September 22, 2019
I’m known around the house as Mother, I work at a school that discriminates against LGBT folks, and I like nothing better than to make their lives and the lives of all women miserable. Also helping my husband turn a democracy into a theocracy. Can’t wait for the Rapture!
— Elaine Mills 🌊 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇫🇷🇩🇪🇩🇰🇨🇭🌎 🕊🐾 🦖 (@ElaineCMills) September 22, 2019
Welcome Mother! pic.twitter.com/mQmPXtoNEs
— Amy Lemus 🗽🌊🎃🎃👻👻 (@momof4boyz71) September 22, 2019
Karen, on behalf of all of my gay friends, immigrant friends, friends of other faiths (including actual Christians), and people with empathy and compassion, I would kindly ask you to delete your account and ask your awful husband to resign. You’re not going to like it here.
— Crutnacker (@Crutnacker) September 22, 2019
“I enjoy painting, riding my bike, and I like nothing better than to try and fail miserably at putting a human face to an inhuman administration. Also, I’m going to hell for remaining silent while my husband’s boss puts children into cages. Praise be.”
— Holly Figueroa O’Reilly (@AynRandPaulRyan) September 23, 2019
The story of a Pussy grabbing Grifter, his gold digging hooker wife and the homophobic big bottom😏 fake azz christian VP…all told by a freak that goes by Mother. Very Hard pass on this and you. https://t.co/y4qD5D9xuD
— Bubbagirl💙🌊 (@bubbagump324) September 23, 2019
Oh, sweetie, this was such a bad, bad idea.
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