Donald Trump and most of his administration, including his idiot son and namesake Donald Trump Jr, have been in an absolute tizzy today as former Special Counsel Robert Mueller testifies before Congress, explaining his findings contained in his 448-page report of the 2-year-long Russia investigation.
And quite frankly, things haven’t been looking so bright and cheery for the current White House crew — which is why Donald has been positively screaming all over Twitter for hours now, even busting himself for watching the testimony that he swore he wouldn’t give a moment’s notice to, and Don Jr. has fallen back on his daddy’s old distraction techniques by retweeting a conservative asshat who essentially referred to Mueller as “mentally retarded.”
Regardless of what they’re trying so desperately to make you believe, they are scared to death.
But evidently, one particular key member gives not one single fig about the former Special Counsel’s testimony today — Donald’s wife Melania.
As her husband and stepson lose their collective minds all over social media, Melania seems to have more important things to worry her pretty little head with — Christmas. In July.
“#Christmas planning has begun in the East Wing at the @WhiteHouse. I’m looking forward to sharing our final vision for this unique tradition in the coming months,” Melania’s tweet read, captioning four different photographs of her deep in “preparation.”
— Melania Trump (@FLOTUS) July 24, 2019
Now we’re not sure where this sudden holiday spirit is coming from, whether Melania is just that ignorant or maybe she honestly just believes that she has nothing to worry about, regardless of the outcome of the testimony. Or, perhaps, she’s just extra cheerful today in hopes that this will finally throw that husband of hers in jail and she won’t have to deal with him anymore.
But whatever her reasoning for the sudden Christmas spirit in the midst of a record-breaking heatwave may be, you can guarantee that Twitter has plenty of thoughts:
This will be your last Christmas in the White House. 🇺🇸
— Jules Morgan (@glamelegance) July 24, 2019
I didn’t know evil people celebrated the birth of Jesus.
— 🇪🇸 Carlos 🇺🇲 (@CarlosDeGuzmanJ) July 24, 2019
Will Jesus’s manger contain a cage and aluminum blankets?
— Christopher Duva (@theduvaverse) July 24, 2019
Sweetheart, I don’t think you’re still going to be living in the White House in December. Are you not listening to the Mueller testimony? “Yes, obstruction!”
— John Daws (@grajillas) July 24, 2019
— Herr Studt (@Hoosier47906) July 24, 2019
Well, remember to keep your Sunday’s open so you can visit your @realDonaldTrump
— Kathy DuBose Hibbs (@hibbs_kathy) July 24, 2019
Lemme guess… the bloody victims’ bodies of your husband’s hateful tweets will be hung on either side of the hallway leading to a Christmas tree adorned with the souls of those who he sacrificed for his survival? Should be impressive.
— bob timmerman (@SquatloBob) July 24, 2019
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