Donald Trump does a lot of dumb shit. Like… A whole lot. Sometimes it’s huge things, like attempting to instigate a war with pretty much every other country in the world because he can’t figure out how to be a big, bad dictator like Putin or Kim Jong Un and he has to take his frustrations out somewhere. And sometimes it’s kinda small shit, like constantly referring to himself in third-person or making a crapton of childish typos in his incessant Twitter rants.
And honestly, we like to jump on all of it. Is it maybe a tiny bit petty? Possibly. But the dude is quite literally ruining our country in the quickest and worst ways possible. So, we feel like we have the right to call him out on his bullshit — both large and small.
Like when Trump was photographed boarding Air Force One with a wad of cash hanging out of his back pocket. It’s a small, really inconsequential thing in the large scheme of shitty things that Donald Trump does. But, it’s aggravating, nonetheless. And after everything this nation has been put through at his hands, not to mention the fact that Donald will literally destroy someone for chewing the wrong fucking bubblegum, we feel we’ve earned the right to be petty about the small things.
In the photograph that’s now making its rounds on social media, Trump can be seen boarding the presidential plane when the wind blows his coat up in the back, exposing what looks like a small wad of twenty-dollar bills that had been haphazardly stuffed into his back pocket.
Money is seen in President Donald Trump’s back pocket as he boards Air Force One in Mountain View, California. More photos of the day: https://t.co/MBzaidtbDd 📷 @tombrennerphoto pic.twitter.com/E2UY0gQQMU
— Reuters Pictures (@reuterspictures) September 18, 2019
Again, this seems like a small thing. But one Twitter user made a really good point as to why it’s a bigger deal than just some cash in a dude’s pocket:
Thought this was Photoshop til I read the story. Here’s why this a story. Most Americans are careful with their money. $20 is alot for some of us. To be careless about $ shows alot about the character of a person. If he’s careless with his…
— IDG (@Richard06327523) September 18, 2019
This kinda just goes to show that Donald really has absolutely no respect for anything. At all. And also, there’s a good chance that that’s some taxpayer money that’s filling his pocket. And we’re certainly still pissed over that.
The rest of Twitter wasn’t quite as eloquent in their responses, but they were certainly hilarious:
Need cash for the Air Force One fly-in window at McDonald’s. pic.twitter.com/O1ZbwN4f5i
— Max N. Tropy (@Max_N_Tropy) September 18, 2019
Paying hookers with cash instead of a check now.
— Steelmil (@3Diamondsteel) September 18, 2019
.. @realDonaldTrump probably quickly snatched it from a small disabled child at the event. “Thanks for the donation kid.”
— Tracy_Burridge_Official (@burridge_tracy) September 18, 2019
Just a little trip to CA to pay off some porn stars?
— Chris Cain (@ChrisCain) September 18, 2019
Is Melania going to pole dance on AF-1?
— AngryGranny (@MAT81456) September 18, 2019
This picture is a perfect metaphor for his presidency.
— ScubaScottie (@dom966) September 18, 2019
It was from his pole dance.
— Cheryl D (@GABlue935) September 18, 2019
Ahh… I do love Twitter sometimes.
Featured image via DC Tribune Gallery
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