Trump Melting Down In Friday Morning Rant Filled With Cursing After Dems Subpoena Full Mueller Report

Wonder if his ears are smoking?

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For Trump to still consider himself “totally exonerated” after the full, yet heavily redacted, Mueller report was released yesterday he still seems to be awfully torn up about the situation.

Unfortunately for us, the general public that ends up subjected to his random bouts of nonsense, the report’s release has done absolutely nothing to stanch Trump’s Twitter rages and breakdowns. But this morning, it seems that he really may have gone off the edge.

Around 8 AM his time, Donald took to berating Special Counsel Robert Mueller, denouncing his investigation entirely, and particularly lashing out at aides that gave sworn testimony in a series of tweets that he never even finished. In what it appears was intended to be a 3-part tweet, Donald referred to the entire Mueller investigation as “total bullshit.”


“Statements are made about me by certain people in the Crazy Mueller Report, in itself written by 18 Angry Democrat Trump Haters, which are fabricated & totally untrue. Watch out for people that take so-called ‘notes,’ when the notes never existed until needed. Because I never….” Trump’s seething rant began.

” …agreed to testify, it was not necessary for me to respond to statements made in the ‘Report’ about me, some of which are total bullshit & only given to make the other person look good (or me to look bad). This was an Illegally Started Hoax that never should have happened, a…” the second part of his tirade read.

But then it just… stopped. He left off with a pretty serious set of ellipses there and then… nothing. We have no idea what “a…” is referring to, and we’re not so sure he does either. Isn’t losing your train of thought a sign of dementia?

Of course, Trump’s complete and total breakdown in the early hours of this morning may be due in part to the fact that a subpoena was issued today by the House Judiciary Committee to the Department of Justice that demands access to the full and unredacted Mueller report — to be sent no later than May 1st — which is two weeks away.

It seems that Trump is finally realizing that he’s not going to get away with the cover-up of the century, and it’s quickly getting to him. Either way though, we may have actually witnessed Donald Trump losing his whole ass mind this morning.

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