Trump Appears To Feel Sorry For Ivanka, Tweets: "So Cute! Her Father Is Under Siege, For No Reason, Since His First Day In Office!"

Trump’s oldest daughter/secret wife hasn’t had much to say in the wake of her daddy’s impeachment inquiry. While her brothers have been jumping to his defense with various levels of nonsense for the last handful of days, Ivanka has kept her demure, mouse-like persona about herself — no doubt in hopes that America and Congress will believe she was little more than an innocent bystander to her daddy’s clusterfuckery when all of the shit finally hits the fans.

Because, might I remind you, impeachment inquiries aside, entities such as the Southern District of New York are far from finished with the Trump family.

But while it seems that Ivanka wants to steer clear of the drama surrounding her father right now, it also appears that she doesn’t want to lose her trust fund either.

So she took to her Twitter account to give Daddy dearest an innocent little shoutout in the midst of him losing his shit.

“Thank you, Mr. President!” Ivanka’s tweet read, captioning a photo of her father giving a fist pump.

Thank you, Mr. President! pic.twitter.com/UFU1ObxLfN

— Ivanka Trump (@IvankaTrump) September 25, 2019

And while it seems like daddy’s little girl was really just trying to stay out of the mess, Trump wasn’t having that.

Donald retweeted his daughter’s simple post and found a way to use it to his advantage amid the biggest presidential scandal of not only his presidency but perhaps history.

“So cute!” Trump’s caption of the retweet read. “Her father is under siege, for no reason, since his first day in office!”

So cute! Her father is under siege, for no reason, since his first day in office! https://t.co/8wtB3H4fth

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 26, 2019

First and foremost, “So cute!” is so creepy. Ivanka Trump is 37. Save that for your incestuous private life, please. Secondly, nobody cares that your ignorant daughter-turned-White House advisor is being caught in the crossfires. That’s her own damn fault.

Twitter had some thoughts:

Her father is a fucking racist criminal asshole be impeached soon.

So fuck her and fuck you.

— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) September 26, 2019

Her father is “under siege” for being a corrupt traitor sociopath who’s endangering America’s national security for his own personal… #Trump #Ivanka #WhistleblowerComplaint

— Andy Ostroy (@AndyOstroy) September 26, 2019

You’re a rapist, a racist and a racketeer. Those are reasons. https://t.co/yICYZmUUe5

— Dave Zirin (@EdgeofSports) September 26, 2019

You can’t tweet away the guilt. Just let it go. It will be cuter when you admit you’re guilty. Then you can get the proper help you need to live out your days in relative peace and Fox News. You are currently very demented, very much in trouble. Resign. #ImpeachmentParty

— Lesley Abravanel🆘 (@lesleyabravanel) September 26, 2019