Ivanka Trump showed up, as you might have expected, at the United Nations along with her father, although it’s still unclear as to what, exactly, her position is within the US government. Surely nothing too important, since she has no experience at anything, ever, in any capacity.
Actually, strike that. She does have experience with fashion. That makes today’s faux pas even more baffling. It seems that Ivanka was suffering from perhaps an imperfect fit on her undergarments or maybe it was extraordinarily cold in every room she entered, or it could have been that she was just really, really happy to be there.
What I’m trying to say is, all of the pictures currently on Twitter seem to be of Ivanka’s pointy nipples making a surprise appearance on the world stage.
Ivanka Trump’s dignified appearance at the #UNGA as a representative of America to the world.pic.twitter.com/Y91SPTg6qh
— Grant Stern (@grantstern) September 23, 2019
Our pal Grant there was hardly the only one to notice.
Remember Melania’s 4th of July White Nipple Dress? Meet Ivanka Trump’s United Nations Denim Nipple Shirt. Your move Don Jr. https://t.co/ETdmbwbOvz
— Tom Arnold (@TomArnold) September 23, 2019
This is what Ivanka wore to the UN today.
At least she’s not wearing a curtain 🙄 pic.twitter.com/VTxO9uNfi0
— Diana 🇺🇸 🏴 (@DMR09) September 23, 2019
Pic of iVanka at the UN today … this is what happens when your kidneys get cold and you also have no taste in clothing. pic.twitter.com/YPidaRtHdp
— Mia (@TheCenteredEgg) September 23, 2019
BREAKING: Ivanka worked the kitchen at the UN today, baking cookies to celebrate “International Privileged Rich White Mom Week”. Her apron (part of The Ivanka Collection) is available at Amazon & is part of Ivanka’s effort to employ children under 10 years old in China. pic.twitter.com/EdzeTtbZ6m
— The Democratizer (@DavidTheNonBot) September 23, 2019
In honor of the UN Climate Summit Ivanka has switched to new energy efficient halogen headlights. @IvankaTrump pic.twitter.com/3M6xyksxWz
— NoelCaslerComedy (@CaslerNoel) September 23, 2019
I almost feel like a boob making light of it, but the thing is that if Ivanka’s going to point fingers at her fellow white women, whose support for her father seems to be sagging lately, she should at least keep herself abreast of what she looks like before she makes an udder fool of herself.
Anyway, I’ll show myself the door.
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