Melania Trump has spent the last two and a half years or so trying desperately to make a name for herself within her husband’s administration — and preferably one that’s not directly connected to that “I don’t really care, do you” jacket that she chose to wear on a visit to detained migrant children at our southern border.
Ironically enough, she’s seemed to stick with her anti-bullying “Be Best” campaign to do so. And what makes this so ironic, you may ask? I am certain you already know the answer to that. While it’s not unusual at all for first ladies to commit to their own initiative, the irony in this particular first lady campaign is the fact that Melania’s own husband is perhaps the biggest bully to ever exist.
He is the king of the bullies, standing high on the playground jungle gym, his paper mache crown perched proudly atop his big head, the toe of his shoe still full of sand from kicking it into some poor, undeserving child’s face, and his pockets full of hungry children’s lunch money — all while he declares himself their leaders and demands their servitude in exchange for one less swirlie. In short, the guy’s a dick of epic fucking proportions.
The man proved as much today when he took to his Twitter account and literally launched a petty attack against 16-year-old climate activist, Greta Thunberg because she gave him a dirty look.
Again, this is a minor we’re talking about here. A child — albeit a badass one. And our 73-year-old “president” got shitty with her on a social media platform.
“She seems like a very happy young girl looking forward to a bright and wonderful future,” Trump pathetically attempted to troll Thunberg on his Twitter account, attaching the caption to an article covering Greta’s remarks at the UN. “So nice to see!”
She seems like a very happy young girl looking forward to a bright and wonderful future. So nice to see! https://t.co/1tQG6QcVKO
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 24, 2019
Of course, Thunberg has zero time for his bullshit, what with trying to save the world from blowhard fuckwits such as Trump and all, and brilliantly shot back at the president by quoting his passive-aggressive words in her Twitter bio:
When your troll president gets out-trolled
— Jeff Yang (@originalspin) September 24, 2019
While it certainly seems that the young yet accomplished Miss Thunberg can fend for herself, that didn’t stop Twitter users from jumping on Melania’s hypocrisy as she campaigns for kindness while her husband continues to hold the title of “Biggest Dick In America”:
Your husband is mocking a 16-year-old girl w/autism.
If people mock Barron, we on the left are the first to condemn them.
— Holly Figueroa O’Reilly (@AynRandPaulRyan) September 24, 2019
While Donald Trump, Michael Knowles, Ann Coulter, Dinesh D’Souza, Laura Ingraham, and Harold Cherry are bullying a 16 year old girl up for a Nobel peace prize,
I would like to congratulate Melania Trump on her amazing Be Best campaign against bullying.
Fuck you Melania.
— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) September 24, 2019
Over the past few years, Melania trump has masqueraded as an anti-bullying, “Be Best” advocate.
In the past few days, Conservative heads attacked Greta Thunberg, a 16-year-old Climate Activist.
This seems to be a prime example of bullying.
Melania trump is SILENT.#BeBest
— BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@mmpadellan) September 24, 2019
Melania Trump has defied her husband and the Republican Party by directing her anti-bullying rhetoric at conservative pundits and politicians who have viciously and publicly attacked a teenage girl for speaking out on climate change.
Just kidding, she hasn’t said jack shit.
— Middle Age Riot (@middleageriot) September 24, 2019
— Andy Ostroy (@AndyOstroy) September 24, 2019
The sitting President of the United States is gleefully cyber-bullying a 16 year-old girl with aspergers because she’s passionate about saving humanity from itself.
— Translate Trump (@TranslateRealDT) September 24, 2019
Way to #bebest. I guess you don’t like children unless they’re in a dressing room at a pageant.
— Senator Megan Hunt (@NebraskaMegan) September 24, 2019
When it comes to bullying, Mel, let’s start at home, shall we?
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