President Donald Trump, despite his usual Twitter rhetoric, really seems to be shaking in his boots when it comes to the impending 2020 presidential election. Donald is gunning for reelection (because of course he is) but he’s up against a slew of amazing Democratic candidates, all of which are more than ready to wipe the floor with that Brillo pad-esque head of his — which don’t you worry, I will get to in just a moment.
Despite his constant claims of a reelection that’s already in the bag, Donald’s constant onslaught of bullying and browbeating against his opponents paints a different picture. Trump is scared shitless. Especially so, it seems, of former vice president and 2020 Democratic hopeful, Joe Biden.
Donald is constantly berating the man for everything he can come up with as well as a load of fake shit that his half-cocked, crazy ass attorney Rudy Giuliani came up with off the top of his bald head.
But today, during an impromptu south lawn press conference, Donald’s crazy shined even brighter — did I mention his hair?
During the press conference, Donald went off on one of his typical rants against the Democratic opponent, being his usual, nasty self. But the best part of it all was the fact that while he sounded like a raving lunatic, he looked just like one too, considering that weird hair of his wouldn’t stay on his head — instead flopping and carefree in the breeze.
Donald told reporters that Biden is a “loser” that Obama took off the “trash heap,” and droned on and on about how he’s “failing.” Yet, the entire time, no one could possibly take the man seriously as that orange cotton candy that he attempts to pass as hair kept trying to depart from that head of his. And really, who can blame it? I wouldn’t want to be stuck on that head either.
“When a man has to mention my name 76 times in his speech, that means he’s in trouble,” Donald added. Which is especially and hilariously ironic, considering all Donald ever talks about is Biden, Mueller, and Pelosi. But whatever.
Is it a little petty that we’re getting our afternoon kicks off of the president’s runaway hair? Maybe? But does that make it any less hil-hair-ious? Absolutely not.
You can watch the clip here:
“It looks like his friends from the left are going to overtake him pretty soon,” President Trump says of Joe Biden
— ABC News Politics (@ABCPolitics) June 11, 2019
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