White House Announces Trump’s Veteran’s Day Plans, This Will Blow Your Mind

This is about the most Trump thing he could be doing.


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Despite the fact that all of the ceremonies for the 100th Anniversary of Armistice Day took place among world leaders gathered in France over the weekend, the actual day that we celebrate Veterans’ Day here in the United States — in order for it to be a proper federal holiday you get off from work — is the Monday following November 11th, provided the 11th falls on a Sunday.

So what is Donald Trump doing in honor of Veterans’ Day? After all, he is now back home in the United States, and it’s only fitting that he follow proper traditions and customs and perhaps attend, say, the service at Arlington National Cemetery. Or, uh, something, anyway.

Josh Dawsey, White House press pool reporter for the Washington Post, let us in on the details of Trump’s plans:

Oh.

Well, maybe Trump has a really good reason for not doing what pretty much every President before him has done since the holiday was renamed from Armistice Day in 1954. I mean, he’s a pretty busy guy. Let’s see if we can tap into his tweet stream, maybe see what he’s

Oh. Well surely he’ll say something soon about this solemn day, because he would look like a great big

Oh.

Well, maybe it’s a rain thing.

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